UPDATES
03.09.20: the posture i have gained from working on a website is literally going to give me scoliosis. i have been lying in bed for a surplus of hours each day and to be quite frank it is not very healthy. i got dat nice code doe.

02.26.20: do you understand how fucking hard it is to look at flashing distorted gifs for over an hour? can you even fucking fathom the literal brain damage that causes? go fucking watch your cup o noodles warm up in the god damn micro wave and get cancer because i swear what i have is worse.

03.17.20. happy birthday miu iruma. im going to pinch you on the boob as hard as i can and then you can hit me for it. love u so much, please dont pinch me doe my shit is green dat counts right??? mmmwah.